Susannah Constantine Biography

I thought you'd like to know more me. My name is Susannah Constantine although some people get confused and call me Suzannah Constantine or Suzanna Constantine or heaven forbid Susie Constantine. I tell them all NO - my name is Susannah Constantine. I was born in the 1970s - I am not going to tell you how old I am, and I was a big baby when I was born. Not a big cry baby, I was just big. I suppose I am big now, but people seem to like me that way. Folks regularly email me asking for pictures of me as a baby with strange subject titles like naked Susannah Constantine or Susannah Constantine nude, and I delete them all - I don't have any nude pictures of me - whether as a baby or later in life. So, here's the start of the Susannah Constantine story.

Mark Sacco

Let me tell you about the Mark Sacco rumours soon, but I have to say I enjoyed school and excelled at most water sports. I really enjoyed being wet I can tell you. I was also good at arts and crafts and I do remember that Mr Sacco my head master always used to write odd things about me in my report - saying things like Susannah was good with her hands. I was never sure if Mr Sacco was being cheeky or not! Once cheeky Mr Sacco told me off by saying "Susannah Constantine you have been a very naughty girl - I really should spank you." So, that's where the Mark Sacco spanking rumours came about. One of my friends told me that in later life Mark Sacco became well known for enjoying spanking, and I have to admit I am not surprised. Sacco the Spanker was his nickname apparently.

Susannah Constantine modelling

I wanted to do something with my hands, and although people said I should consider mud wrestling, and I did enjoy the idea of a hot shower afterwards, I just didn't like the idea of all that slippery mud. At least I know what to wear. I hate it when people say Susannah Constantine she knows what not to wear! My friends said I could pull anything so I thought yes you're right - so I became a barmaid for a while. I do after all like meeting new people and I liked the constant chat-up. That's why I enjoy Speed Dating. In fact Speed Dating in London is now my main hobby.

Susannah Constantine wedding

One day I will no longer be Susannah Constantine. One day I will be someone's wife. One day a vicar will say to me Susannah Constantine do you take mr so and so to be your husband. I admit I am looking forward to it. Part of the reason I go Speed Dating is to meet my future husband who I hope won't be a Google Consultant . So far on all my evenings out I have had loads of fun and have met many great guys, but no marriage proposals yet! One day someone will make a decent woman out of me and I will have to give up being Susannah Constantine. Until then I am going to have fun.